AU: Ashton Irwin being that shy drummer in the band that doesn’t know how to ask girls out. Him being naive and inexperienced with girls, he gets advice from his band mates telling him to use cheesy pickup lines that never work. But you seeing how nervous and desperate he is to get your number, you give the cute Aussie a chance.
sweaty captain ashton in a team baseball hat on backwards fucking you against the wall of the empty dressing room after his boys win the big game because he’s high on adrenaline and interviews and his hat trick and the way you look in his favorite lucky t-shirt
AU: Niall is your big brother and wants to protect you.