#did you know #that if you DON’T REBLOG THIS #you’ll basically giving up on zayn #mimicking fondling balls to harry #cause that’s what’s happening here #zayn showing harry exactly what this looks like #AND LOOK AT HARRY’S FACE ONCE HE REALISES #i am so glad zayn is there #intense shit [x]
AU series: One direction meets Geordie Shore. (Lead-up from this. Niall’s realized he’s getting in too deep with Harry, so he starts ignoring him. Flirts with random people when going out, because he doesn’t do feelings or relationships. But when alcohol happens, Niall lets Harry in. Until he realizes what he’s doing and is back to pushing Harry away.)
AU: Ashton Irwin being that shy drummer in the band that doesn’t know how to ask girls out. Him being naive and inexperienced with girls, he gets advice from his band mates telling him to use cheesy pickup lines that never work. But you seeing how nervous and desperate he is to get your number, you give the cute Aussie a chance.
sweaty captain ashton in a team baseball hat on backwards fucking you against the wall of the empty dressing room after his boys win the big game because he’s high on adrenaline and interviews and his hat trick and the way you look in his favorite lucky t-shirt